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The Legion [Mods] ([personal profile] letsgolegion) wrote in [community profile] legionclubhouse2017-01-16 05:17 pm
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The "Voyage of the Clammed" Test Drive Meme

THE "VOYAGE OF THE CLAMMED" TEST DRIVE MEME


The Time Trapper, the being responsible for bringing people into the Legion's universe, is up to some strange tricks! It's now creating illusions of alternate universes and dumping the Legionnaires into them to try to test them as Legionnaires. Each time this happens, the captives -- er, participants have knowledge of the scenario, their role, and what they're supposed to accomplish planted into their heads, but still remember who they once were.

To complicate things, the Legionnaires from the 31st century aren't the only ones pulled into this adventure. Strange people from many worlds are being yanked in and finding themselves thrust right into the heart of these conflicts.

These universes are technically just illusions (probably!) and all the participants have an inherent knowledge of this placed in their heads, but it's up to them if they believe it -- and the danger is real. If you die in one of these scenarios you stay dead. This time everyone is being dumped into a scenario where they're dealing with...

THE SPACE TITANIC
THE SETTING
The Titanic II is a luxury space cruise ship named after the original Titanic by a naive Carggite owner that only knows the ship was famous and doesn't know the unfortunate history of the original. Sure enough, like its predecessor, this ship is cursed, and has hit a space icebe--er, comet. It's broken down in a very perilous area of space and has drifted into the territory of the Space Dolphins.

The Space Dolphins have an isolationist empire that spans star systems and prefers to have no contact with the outside galaxy. They are demanding that the passenger and crew of the Titanic II leave their territory immediately and are not accepting any excuses. They've given the ship a paltry half hour to evacuate when it should take at least 1-2 hours. Once the half hour is up, they plan to attack and make the Titanic II crash into a nearby uninhabited planet -- whether it's fully evacuated or not.

Characters may find that they have brand-new superpowers that can help them save the day.

SCENARIO A: BEFORE THE CRASH
Some characters will find themselves on board the cruise ship with the knowledge it's going to crash. What they do with that knowledge is up to them. Perhaps they'll try to warn the crew, or simply wait it out and prepare with others to act once it happens. Or maybe they'll try to warn passengers away from the section where the comet will impact. In the time before the ship hits the comet, they'll at least be privy to some beautiful sights as they fly past nebulas and planets, but it will be little comfort as they sit there waiting for inevitable disaster. (Maybe they can rearrange some desk chairs?)

This is the mingle option for those that want something other than an action thread.

SCENARIO B: PLACATE WITH FISHIES
After the crash, not much can be done to prevent the Space Dolphins from preparing to attack, but they can be distracted somewhat if characters find some fish to distract them with. After stealing fish from confused cooks in the kitchens, they can brave the dangerous vacuum of space to dump what they find outside to create a feeding frenzy that can delay the dolphin attack. Fortunately, there's transuit technology that will allow them to go into vacuum without being encumbered by too much gear.

SCENARIO C: HELP EVACUATE
The ship needs to be evacuated and it needs to be evacuated fast. With fires, machinery breaking down, collapsing floors and walkways, and areas suddenly being exposed to vacuum, and even some explosions, the ship is growing more and more perilous by the minute and the passengers need help and occasional rescue to make it out of dangerous areas and into the lifepods. The engine core is especially dangerous, with broken machinery trapping some of the engineers and mechanics inside, and dangerous radiation leaks that will kill them if they're not freed soon. Characters may find themselves getting into deadly peril while trying to help others, and will need to work together to survive.

The human element is also a factor here. People are getting scared and that means they need to be stopped from trampling each other, or fighting over lifepods. (There are plenty to go around).

SCENARIO D: ATTACH THE "SONAR" DEVICE
An engineer that was a passenger slapped together a device from scrap that can help buy some time by projecting a vibrational frequency that will keep the Space Dolphins a distance away. It can only work for a short time, but buying a little extra time is better than nothing. Unfortunately, it has to be directly attached to a large power source, like the ship's engine. Characters must brave perilous crawlspaces and ventilation systems (including ones with those giant spinny fans), and work together to reach the engine and attach it. (Due to the Time Trapper's meddling, this task can be done in multiple time loops, allowing multiple teams to go through the scenario).

SCENARIO E: PISS OFF SPACE PETA
Sometimes in life you just have to punch a hyperintelligent dolphin in the face. With the Space Dolphins finally attacking, it's time to take action before they damage the escaping lifepods or damage the ship enough to make it fall onto the nearby planet before it's fully evacuated. Characters have transuits that will allow them to survive in vacuum, making it so they can fight the Space Dolphins directly. Beware their head-mounted pulse weapons and ion beams, tracking missiles, and that weird painful pokey-thing dolphins do with their noses.

SCENARIO F: WILD CARD
Maybe your character wants to take a moment before the crash to re-enact the "I'm flying!" scene at the bow. Or lasso and ride an annoyed Space Dolphin. Perhaps a missing child needs to be found and reunited with a parent. Or maybe two lovers from different social classes have been separated and one needs your help to find the other. Have an idea for something that you don't see an option for? Go for it!

OOC INFO

Current players in game can jump into this and do starters if they like so they can play with new players and each other. This meme will count as part of the game canon for those that opt in, though they'll find their memories somewhat fuzzy afterward. These threads can count toward your AC, however the "new CR" credit cannot be applied since not every character joining in is guaranteed to join the game. This takes place after "Silent Horizon" and "No Sanity Clause."

Potential players can use this as a standard test drive and may use these threads as their log samples. However, at least one post in their thread must fit the requirements for apps, both in length (200 words) and in quality. If you do plan on using a thread as a sample, please make sure the writing throughout your threads is a good example of your writing skills and has some solid examples of the character's voice.

Potential players can also opt to keep these threads as game canon when they app in, so that their character remembers the scenario and then suddenly finds themselves in the game universe. However, this is opt in and players can choose to introduce their characters fresh if they'd prefer that and no other characters will remember they were there. Please just note which you'd like in the additional info field on your app.

If you are considering apping to the game, currently 5 of 40 player slots are available. The character limit is 4 characters per player. You can also scope out some of the game's upcoming plots to get an idea of what kind of plots are in the game and what's to come.

New Player Reserves will open on Friday Feb. 3 @ 10 pm EST.

Non-players who like the meme but aren't really considering apping to the game are free to jump in. The more the merrier! The Time Trapper wants a confusing situation and will enjoy the chaos of lots of strange people trying to figure out what's going on.
dramanticpause: (pic#4845332)

[personal profile] dramanticpause 2017-02-08 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ Roxy stares into the middle distance, somehow managing a heroic stance without moving Dave's arm off of her shoulders ]

I will try them all.
turntex: (pic#10642697)

[personal profile] turntex 2017-02-08 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Seeing your mom making such a solemn vow fills you with determination.]

Hell yeah. I will 100% support you in this endeavor. Though you can try some of the alien ones on your own, I'm not sure I wanna know what a pisglob tastes like.

[Dave nods absently, staring into the starry depths of space with the uncomfortable musing of what the fuck a pisglob could even be.]
dramanticpause: (Default)

[personal profile] dramanticpause 2017-02-08 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe we could make a video series and you could still be a part of it by filming me trying pisglob ice cream. Do they have the internet in space?

[ Hopefully pisglob is surprisingly delicious despite the horrifying name. ]
turntex: (pic#10642730)

[personal profile] turntex 2017-02-08 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Dave snortlaughs, head ducking just a little and lips quirking in a knowing little smirk.]

Yep. And it's full of people who would eat that shit up and then write fanfic about it. Is pisglob ice cream sexy? It is now.
dramanticpause: (Default)

[personal profile] dramanticpause 2017-02-08 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
Sooooo basically just like the internet in the 21st century?

[ OH MY GOD that little grin is so cute? Roxy could die. He definitely gets that from her, too, because no way you'd catch Dirk smiling like that. Even smirks were forbidden expressions of emotion to the great Dirk Strider. ]
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[personal profile] turntex 2017-02-08 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dave snickers softly. Jesus christ, look at all this emoting coming from a Strider. Who would have guessed?]

Pretty much. What's that highly-relevant phrase? "People have always been people"? Not sure how I feel about the knowledge that writing porn about whatever currently constitutes celebrities is a universal constant for sentient beings, though.
dramanticpause: (Default)

[personal profile] dramanticpause 2017-02-08 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It makes her really happy. Dirk's eternal stoicness always made her a little sad for him, because how low-key sad do you have to be under everything to never smile? ]

Ooooooooh have they written smutty fanfic about you? Is it any good? Wait, I mean, have you read any of it?
turntex: (pic#10642699)

[personal profile] turntex 2017-02-09 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
[And in turn, it is pretty nice that Roxy is so open about everything she's feeling. Not that Dave doesn't love Rose, but damn the snark and insincerity can get exhausting sometimes.]

I'm sure there is but I haven't read any. About myself, anyway. I did a dramatic reading of a smutty fic about some of the other members of the team, though.

[It was great.]
dramanticpause: (impersonating dirk)

[personal profile] dramanticpause 2017-02-09 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh shit, really? [ she sounds thoroughly amused ] Was it a dramatic reading of dramatic and sexy-ass prose, or was it an ironic dramatic reading of hilariously sub-par smuttiness?

[ It's important information, Dave, she needs to know. ]
meowbel: (Can't Hide It)

Mabel Pines | Gravity Falls

[personal profile] meowbel 2017-02-11 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[A]

[All things considered, Mabel had seen plenty of things during her time in Gravity Falls but this? Well, this was most definitely going to take the cake! Now that she was on some kind of weird space ship, she might as well go off and try to make the best out of it right?

Right?

But alas, such fun things must come to an end. Now that she heard that they were going to crash into something? Mabel knew what had to be done!]


Oh my gosh, look at that! Did you see it, look how pretty that is! [She said before pressing her face against the window. Sure, there was something coming toward them but might as well look at the pretty things while she still can!]

[F]

[Surprise me!]
captainbuzzkill: (112)

A (omg hiiiii)

[personal profile] captainbuzzkill 2017-02-12 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Six months is a long time when you're 13 years old. Six months is even longer when you're a superhero. It's not a huge difference, but the Dipper that approaches her is noticeably close to an inch taller thanks to a dramatic growth spurt. Even tough he's wiry, he even has some muscle now (sort of) from all those superhero practices.]

[Right now he's wearing his Legion uniform, complete with shiny belt buckle and matching baseball cap. He looks like a dork, but a maybe kind-of-heroic dork.]

Mabel?

[He throws his hands in the air.]

The Time Trapper needs to just make up his mind already! First you're there in the 31st century, then home again, then there again, then home again.

Do you remember everything this time?

[Her memory had been wiped the first time she disappeared back home and had come back. He wonders if it's happened again. Because whether or not she remembers the dinosaurs, the murder arena, and the road war dramatically changes where the conversation will go next.]
bachido: (confident playing)

A (aaaaaah Mabel yesss!)

[personal profile] bachido 2017-02-12 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
[The news that the ship was going to crash had sent the passengers of the ship into a panic, such that a stampede of shrieking civilians had managed to separate Kubo from his mother and father. Now he was desperately running around the ship, looking for familiar faces, and though he was focused on finding two in particular, a familiar face he wasn't related to could still catch his attention, especially when that face belonged to -]

Mabel!

[The nebula she was looking at really was pretty. If only they could have enjoyed looking at it without the imminent prospect of death, or, more hopefully, just Legionnaire work to be done.]

Mabel, I can't believe you're here! [If only there weren't so many ~*distractions*~, because Kubo certainly wanted to catch up.] I'm glad you are - the ship is going to crash and we need to help!
meowbel: (Pierrot)

hi! \o

[personal profile] meowbel 2017-02-12 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[As Mabel kept looking out at the stars, she didn't seem to notice her brother at first. With how pretty it all looked, she figured she might as well look that she can before it was too late! Although, when she finally heard a familiar voice, that's when her eyes widen.]

Dipper?

[At that moment, she suddenly realized how urgent everything was. If her brother was here, she should probably try and get them to safety shouldn't she? However, before she could even begin to think of a plan or even try to understand what he was saying?

First thing was first]


What's with that outfit? And here, I thought you couldn't look any dorkier than usual! [She loves you, Dipper. Really, she does]
meowbel: (Hot Summer)

omg, it's a wild Kubo

[personal profile] meowbel 2017-02-12 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, she wasn't expecting anyone to know her name around here. Sure, there were lots of people here so the chances of her meeting someone she knew was probably pretty good. Although, to hear a voice that she wasn't familiar with say her name? That's quite jarring]

I know that! But how do you know my name?

[Because obviously trying to figure out who this boy was was much more important than having the ship crash into something!]

...Have we met before?
bachido: (warmth)

[personal profile] bachido 2017-02-12 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[For perhaps a half second Kubo looked dismayed, but if anyone had adjusted by this point to dealing with memory discrepancies, it was this boy.]

Oh. Uh, my name is Kubo.

[He put his dismay away to give her a friendly smile, considering what would be best to tell her.]

If you don't remember me, I don't know if you'll remember the Legion of Superheroes at all, but . . . we both came there from different worlds. You were there with your brother for a while before me, and when I arrived, you showed me around. I told you I was a storyteller, and you showed me where to perform for everyone. And you told me what ice cream was. I was glad you did.

[Ice cream was great and all but what he'd REALLY been happy about was that Mabel had been easy to talk to, even when the things they had to talk about drifted into unhappy territory. Mabel had stories from her life and her world that were strange and horrible to tell, just like Kubo did, but she told them with a focus on being done with them, of focusing on the happy parts of her life, and so the dark parts of Kubo's own tale hadn't slowed her down either. He'd never been able to talk to any of the kids from his own village so easily, with so much understanding.]

Maybe now I can return the favor, and show you around. I wish it didn't have to be during a shipwreck, though.
captainbuzzkill: (114)

[personal profile] captainbuzzkill 2017-02-13 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[His face falls. He really should've expected that this might happen if Mabel showed up again.]

Annnnd you don't remember.

[But hey, what's a few memories? It's better she's here without remembering than not here at all.]

Okay. Okay. You know what? I can work with this.

[He just has to figure out quick way to explain everything.]

A giant space worm is going to destroy all of existence, so this cosmic time being -- that isn't a baby -- called the Time Trapper, keeps pulling people to an alternate future universe filled with superheroes and giving them superpowers. To fight the giant space worm.

Which is why I'm dressed like this.

[He gestures to his costume]

The Time Trapper threw us into this weird scenario because he make these dimensional bubbles, or whatever they are, to test people.

F

[personal profile] boo_motherfucker 2017-02-13 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"No, yeah, this is fine."

The man in the blue armor just stood there, watching the chaos unfold. Head turning to glance over at the crowds-- the definitely-panicking people-- and seemingly nonplussed by the whole thing. The people, the fires, the goddamn space dolphins, they didn't really seem to be affecting him. If anything, he looked almost annoyed to be here, as if the whole thing was irrelevant to him.

Something that was pretty much outright confirmed, as he audibly groaned in disdain, and let his shoulders sag.

"Fucking space dolphins. Sure, why not? I mean, who fucking gives a shit, right? It's not like shit has to make sense or anything, I guess."
Edited 2017-02-13 20:23 (UTC)
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[personal profile] dontlikeguns 2017-02-27 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
c.
[ Space Dolphins. A Space Titanic, with space dolphins. This is the kidna bullshit Eliot expects to find in one of Hardison's comicbook video games. Not an actual, real life situation that he has to deal with, right now.

On that note, he's still about 40% convinced this is some sort of very bad dream.

Still, Eliot is Eliot, and his priority is helping to get everyone to safety as quickly as he can. He doesn't really notice how he's just a little faster than normal, a little stronger. Just a little more durable. He's used to taking the blows, taking the heat. He protects his team. That's just what he does.

Dealing with panicked people isn't exactly his favorite hobby, either, but he knows what to do. Stand tall, give clear, calm directions, and start dragging people to get the moving in the right direction. Panicked people are a lot more like sheep and cows than a body might be led to believe.

He still spends a good half of the time muttering deprecations under his breath. The moment he sees someoen stopped, or staring, or seemingly not getting ready to evacuate, his focus is on getting them moving.
]

Hey, you! You need to get out of here. Let's go.

[ And that would be Eliot, reaching out to tug you along. ]


e.
[ A few years ago, if you told him he'd have a steady team that he trusted to watch his back, a team that he cooked for and worked with and cared about after the end of a job, Eliot would have laughed in your face.

If you told him he would be suiting up to go out an airlock and beat up space dolphins, he probably would have punched you. Or dropped you off at a doctor's office, depending.

Eliot has decided he's not gonna bother trying to predict his life any more. THat's just asking for trouble, clearly, because trying to make sure that Hardison and Parker feed themselves food that actually meets general adult nutritional requirements and maybe try to reign in the extremes of their crazy impulses before they hurt themselves isn't hard enough. No, now he has to go fight space dolphins.

Which probably isn't too bad of an idea, because he really wants to start punching at something. Fighting isn't really his preferred method of stress relief, but some days you just have to work with what you've got.

The look of abject disgust on his face might draw a few comments though.
]


f.
Down for just about anything.
Edited 2017-02-27 06:13 (UTC)

C

[personal profile] the_real_sir_prize 2017-02-27 10:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ The man with the silvery hair startles when Eliot touches him. He startles hard enough that both of his feet leave the floor and he very nearly ends up in Eliot's arms. ]

Floor!

[ The floor beyond where he'd been standing, almost like it was answering his warning, makes a horrible creaking noise and starts collapsing. ]

We should run!
dontlikeguns: (hardison this is your fault somehow)

FORGIVEME FOR LATENESS LIFE HATES ME

[personal profile] dontlikeguns 2017-03-06 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ IS this guy floating? No, nevermind, that's a question Eliot neither wants nor needs the answer to.

Instead he'll just give him the look.
]

Don't run, walk carefully and quickly. When you run your putting more pressure on the ground and that's just gonna make it buckle faster.

[ This guy looks sorta like an athlete. Shouldn't he know that? Says the man who can tell a paramilitary group by the stance of their members. Eliot, no. ]

Now move. I'll watch the back. [ And detour for any stragglers, stop and hold up beams, take the hits for the team... ]

Don't worry about it, it happens!

[personal profile] the_real_sir_prize 2017-03-07 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
That would be true if we weren't very shortly going to have to escape a fireball.

[ Victor latches onto his new acquaintance with a surprisingly strong grip, and yes, now they're both floating. ]

I am going to need you to help me grab people, because I am not nearly as good at flying as I am at figure skating.

[ At least they're on the move now? ]

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