Okay, this, right here? It's done. Dipper, back away from the omnicomm.

Anon? Dipper's already made most of my arguments for me, except for two. One? I'd much rather have my friend alive than a bunch of murdering psychos who were gleefully trying to kill him.

Two? All of your suggestions were terrible and would still end up with them dead.

I mean, come on, I'm from the 11th century and even I could tell those things were deathtraps waiting to happen.