THE HONESTY HOUR (DAY? WEEK?) MEME

[letsgolegion]

THE HONESTY HOUR (DAY? WEEK?) MEME HOW IT WORKS ✦ Post a top-level with your character. ✦ Other people will post questions (either logged in or anon is fine.) ✦ People posting questions must specify whether they want them answered IC, OOC, or both. ✦ OOC answers will be honest. ✦ IC answers can be as honest or dishonest as the character would make them. ✦ Space profit?

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

IC question: So Nick, how incorrect was that fanfiction about you and Judy?

Because we know the ooc answer.

[thethinzooline]

Not inaccurate at all. Judy and I have a torrid affair going on behind the scenes. Obviously. It's not like male and female mammals can just be friends, right? Physically impossible. Against the very laws of nature.

[Rolls his eyes.]

For the record, I skipped all the saucy parts and even if I hadn't I would not be touching on the accuracy of that. As for everything else, the only part it got right was my sparkling wit. The rest was complete nonsense.

I will say this: it had a surprisingly good sense of pacing, though. Alongside the romance, it was a rousing adventure tale, full of suspense and drama. If the author filed off the serial numbers, picked different names and species for the character, and made it something other than a gross invasion of our privacy, they'd actually have a pretty good story.

But writing it as original story instead of fixating on our personal lives might require the author the become the type of person that goes outdoors. Where the grass and the big, yellow, burn-ey light in the sky are. Which is unlikely.

[(Anonymous)]

Check your sun-having privilege.

Some of us live underground and orbit red suns.

[thethinzooline]

Pardon me.

I meant that they'd have to go to a place that is not the small enclosed space they live in, where they might have actual sentient contact with other people, either still underground or in the outside world.

Better?

[(Anonymous)]

excuse you, some of us are from colu and we don't need to leave our houses to socialize

[thethinzooline]

If you're anything like the Coluans I've met so far? Yes. Yes, you do.