"Yes to aliens - also ancient ninja grudge matches, mad scientists and their robot armies, and probably immortal beings with...well, I hate to say magic but I really haven't figured out what to call it besides magic..." He gave an exaggerated shrug. "Colorful's probably the nice way of putting it."
He leaned towards crazy, most days.
And some days, like the night they'd fought in the Gauntlet, even crazy seemed too nice to describe everything that went down.
"Being a turtle is probably one of the better parts, sometimes." Sure, not being able to walk down the street was inconvenient sometimes, and he had to do a little creative wiring of his own to get their home rigged up with internet that remotely approached being decent, but on the other hand?
Having the shell could be a life-saver (literally), and that only really had to happen once to make up for wiring his own intertubes.
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He leaned towards crazy, most days.
And some days, like the night they'd fought in the Gauntlet, even crazy seemed too nice to describe everything that went down.
"Being a turtle is probably one of the better parts, sometimes." Sure, not being able to walk down the street was inconvenient sometimes, and he had to do a little creative wiring of his own to get their home rigged up with internet that remotely approached being decent, but on the other hand?
Having the shell could be a life-saver (literally), and that only really had to happen once to make up for wiring his own intertubes.