"Don't worry about them," Oikawa says holding up a plate of fruit for Donatello. "If they can't be motivated to get off their butts to protect themselves, they aren't worth actual conversation."

That was what he was doing. Did he mind helping people? No. Well, okay, sometimes he did. But he usually hated those people. But this was different. This wasn't teaching an annoying brat volleyball- this was protecting people from danger. That was different. That he didn't mind doing.

"Just smile, nod, and say 'yes' and then they'll leave along. Oh, also compliment them a lot."