"Careful," Dave cautioned, miraculously deadpan for someone straining hard at prying a door open, "You're setting up for some serious beef-slash-penis wordplay, and I appreciate the potential there for well a well-timed suggestion to eat dick, but let me just point out that I'm sixteen and still a minor where I come from."
Mercifully, Shiro joined in on the effort before he could further elaborate, and they jointly pushed like someone's life was on the line. Which, well. It might be, who can say what's behind this door?
The blade of the sword snapped in half at the same time the door finally jolted forward somewhat away from its frame. Not quite wide open, but certainly enough for a person to squeeze through, and probably easier to get the rest of the way open now that there was some room to work with.
For his part, Dave stumbled forward with the snapping blade, yelping and just narrowly catching himself before he could slam his face right into a wall.
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Mercifully, Shiro joined in on the effort before he could further elaborate, and they jointly pushed like someone's life was on the line. Which, well. It might be, who can say what's behind this door?
The blade of the sword snapped in half at the same time the door finally jolted forward somewhat away from its frame. Not quite wide open, but certainly enough for a person to squeeze through, and probably easier to get the rest of the way open now that there was some room to work with.
For his part, Dave stumbled forward with the snapping blade, yelping and just narrowly catching himself before he could slam his face right into a wall.