"Nah," said Rich nonchalantly, not explaining that for a moment as he bodychecked a pirate and bodily tossed him over his shoulder into a barrel of fish.

"I dunno if it was the same for you, but I got pulled her from where I was, have no idea how I got here, and had a freaky voice in my head telling me what to expect. Then whatever brought us here decided to play dress up. I didn't exactly have a choice in having my clothes changed."

If he'd had, there was no way he'd have gone for that frilly a shirt.