"In all the big, wide universe, Whatever-it-was that brought us here decided to bring you? Sometimes, I almost think there actually is a God."

Sometimes things actually worked out well. For once. If Rich could have summoned up anyone in all the universe to help out, Vance was in the top five.

"It's good to see you, Super Tights."

Especially considering that Rich had died. He hadn't expected to see any of his friends and family ever again as he'd been dying.

Rich parried a blow and knocked a pirate out with his elbow, then turned and caught the arm of another pirate as he directed a cutlass blow towards his head, the strange clockwork monstrosity that was his arm clicking away.

"I wish I could explain what's going on but I only know about half of it."