"Ugh, no Spider Lass, and don't even think about using Spider Girl." Still not a telepath, but she wanted to get that last portion out of the way early on. "Just go with Spider Woman, okay?" Maybe she showing a little extra in. Like, the Amazing Spider Woman. You know, if she wasn't busy dodging pirate swords.

And punching pirates square in the jaw.

"You know, this is a lot less cool than it originally sounded."